Things we all do...

Greetings and felicitations

Now,  I have seen many of this type of post, but I thought I would join in.

The short list below are things that I do that I would like to think we all do - whether we realise it or not!

- Having your eyes closed when washing your hair; and the fear caused by anticipating the sting of shampoo in your eyes (to the point where you can taste it) when you face the shower to wash it out of your hair.

- When you're inside and warm,  and someone comes in from the cold (note,  it doesn't work if it's raining) and you can smell... The outside.

- When you blow your nose and check it to make sure that it doesn't include blood (which may lead to a nosebleed), that the mucus is that delightful florescent yellow colour (when you're waiting for a cold to bugger off) or just to make sure that that crispy cretin is out of your nose and no longer irritating you!

- You're walking along in winter.  You notice your breath looks like that of a dragon due to the cold. You blow as hard as you can (but without making it obvious) to see how long you can keep going for.

- You're in a shop, buying something small like toothpaste... Then you realise you haven't got enough money in cash to buy said item. 'Can I pay on card please?' 'I'm really sorry, but you have to have a minimum spend of £5.' Then you frantically look around for something that you may actually need which will bring you up to the required amount... and buy a ton of chewing gum instead.

- Imagine someone you reeeeeally dislike when preparing a jacket potato for cooking. You know exactly which bit of the prep I mean...

- When you watch Sky and you try to fast forward a live programme. *Face Palm*

- When using a calculator of any type,  instead of pressing the cancel button once,  you press it at LEAST three times. Just to make sure your calculations don't cross over and equal something ridiculous.

- the thought of committing a crime crosses your mind when sleeping with someone who snores. (Please note, if you have never thought this,  you are more than likely the snorer - so I would sleep with one eye open. )

- You laugh when you fart in the bath... Until it smells. 

Can you think of any more?  Join in on the comments! 

"And all the books you've read have been read by other people. And all the songs you've loved have been heard by other people. And that girl that's pretty to you is pretty to other people. and that if you looked at these facts when you were happy, you would feel great because you are describing unity." - Stephen Chbosky